Funny Morning Coffee Quotes to Jumpstart Your Day

1. “Coffee: Because adulting is hard.”

2. “Espresso yourself before you depresso yourself.”

3. “I like my coffee like I like my mornings—dark and strong.”

4. “Caffeine and kindness, because murder is illegal.”

5. “Decaf? No thanks, I like my heart rate where it is!”

6. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”

7. “Coffee: My hot, steamy, morning affair.”

8. “Life without coffee is like a broken pencil—pointless.”

9. “Coffee first. Schemes and mischief later.”

10. “Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”

11. “If your coffee is stronger than your Monday, you’re winning.”

12. “Without coffee, I have no personality.”

13. “Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.”

14. “Mornings are better with coffee and a bad attitude.”

15. “Coffee is proof that mornings can be survived.”

16. “Coffee: Because yawning is silent screaming.”

17. “I drink coffee for your protection.”

18. “Caffeine—the foundation of my food pyramid.”

19. “Coffee: The original pre-workout.”

20. “First, we drink the coffee. Then, we do the things.”

21. “Coffee and sarcasm are my two main food groups.”

22. “Sip happens. Just brew with it.”

23. “Coffee: The best part of waking up… and staying sane.”

24. “Mornings are just a test to see how much coffee you need.”

25. “Coffee—the official beverage of people who get stuff done.”

26. “Roses are red, mornings are hard, I suck at poetry… coffee.”

27. “Coffee: Turning ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning!'”

28. “Coffee is like a hug in a mug… but with extra sass.”

29. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s close enough.”

30. “I like my coffee how I like my humor—dark, strong, and slightly bitter.”