Funny Cartoon Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh Out Loud

Cartoons have given us some of the funniest and most memorable quotes ever. Whether it’s from classic animated series or modern-day favorites, these lines are pure comedy gold. Here are 30 hilarious cartoon quotes to brighten your day!

1. “Suffering succotash!” – Sylvester, Looney Tunes

2. “I’m not crazy! My reality is just different than yours.” – Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland

3. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants

4. “What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna end up back here anyway.” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

5. “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.” – Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants

6. “Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?” – Hank Hill, King of the Hill

7. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!” – Taz, Looney Tunes

8. “You can’t just eat all the cheese and expect to get away with it!” – Jerry, Tom and Jerry

9. “I’ll do it, but only because I have nothing better to do!” – Squidward, SpongeBob SquarePants

10. “I don’t get older, I level up!” – Finn, Adventure Time

11. “That’s it! I’m getting me mallet!” – Babs Bunny, Tiny Toon Adventures

12. “ZOINKS!” – Shaggy, Scooby-Doo

13. “I’m so smart, S-M-R-T… I mean S-M-A-R-T!” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

14. “There’s no one I trust more than myself… and that’s saying something.” – Kuzco, The Emperor’s New Groove

15. “I’m not lazy. I’m just conserving my energy.” – Garfield, Garfield and Friends

16. “Life’s too short to wear matching socks!” – Mabel Pines, Gravity Falls

17. “The best way to avoid disappointment is to lower your expectations.” – Squidward, SpongeBob SquarePants

18. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

19. “It’s not easy being green.” – Kermit the Frog, The Muppet Show

20. “Everything is funny as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” – Bugs Bunny, Looney Tunes

21. “We all have our time machines, don’t we? Those that take us back are memories… those that carry us forward are dreams.” – The Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland

22. “Me fail English? That’s unpossible!” – Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons

23. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants

24. “I see you’re still using that old brain of yours. Let me know if you ever want to try mine!” – Pinky, Pinky and the Brain

25. “Some people are worth melting for.” – Olaf, Frozen

26. “If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

27. “With great power… comes great electricity bill!” – Uncle Grandpa, Uncle Grandpa

28. “I’m surrounded by idiots.” – Scar, The Lion King

29. “Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?” – Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh

30. “You know what’d be great? If life came with a pause button.” – Goofy, Disney