30 Wednesday Addams Quotes That Are Both Dark and Delightful

1. “I’m not perky.”

Nothing could be further from Wednesday’s essence than the word “perky.” She embraces her dark outlook with pride and isn’t afraid to show it.

2. “I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.”

A true anthem for anyone who finds comfort in the color black. For Wednesday, black is not just a color—it’s a lifestyle.

3. “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.”

Wednesday’s idea of a Halloween costume is simplicity at its finest. She finds a way to make an ordinary look even more eerie.

4. “Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

When Wednesday says this, she isn’t just being dramatic. It’s a genuine warning.

5. “I’m not a quitter. I cut people off.”

With her clear boundaries and strong sense of self, Wednesday has no trouble cutting ties when needed.

6. “I’m not used to people laughing. It’s not what I do.”

Humor for Wednesday is dark and dry. If she’s making you laugh, it’s probably at something uncomfortably real.

7. “I find social interaction exhausting.”

Perfect for introverts, this quote shows that Wednesday would rather stay true to herself than force small talk.

8. “I’ll dance on your grave.”

This may sound threatening, but to Wednesday, it’s merely a promise of a good time.

9. “I don’t believe in heaven. Or hell. I just believe in revenge.”

For Wednesday, justice is personal. Her view on morality is as unique as her outlook on life.

10. “I don’t want to be your friend.”

Straightforward and brutally honest—Wednesday has no interest in pretending to like someone.

11. “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.”

This quote reflects Wednesday’s unshakeable connection to the spooky and the dark side of life.

12. “Do you think that girl is pretty? She’s scowling, so yes.”

Wednesday finds beauty in the things most people shy away from.

13. “I know I should be sad, but I’m just not.”

Wednesday’s emotions don’t follow the conventional path. She doesn’t feel sadness the way others do.

14. “Normal is an illusion. What’s normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”

Wednesday believes that “normal” is subjective and often overrated.

15. “They say I play rough. I think I play fair.”

Wednesday’s approach to games and life isn’t harsh—it’s just her way of keeping things interesting.

16. “I’m a girl with standards.”

Wednesday may be unique, but she holds herself to high principles—just not in the way others expect.

17. “I’ll gladly help you hide the body.”

For Wednesday, loyalty means standing by you even in the darkest times—quite literally.

18. “I’m allergic to color.”

Wednesday’s black-and-white worldview extends to her wardrobe, and she’s not willing to make exceptions.

19. “You really think I’d miss a chance to unleash my wrath?”

To Wednesday, expressing anger is an art form she’s perfected.

20. “I’m not sad. I’m just not interested.”

When it comes to showing emotions, Wednesday is selective and only does so on her terms.

21. “If you expect me to smile, lower your expectations.”

Smiling for the sake of others isn’t on Wednesday’s agenda. Her face reflects her true feelings.

22. “Some kids are so lucky. Their parents get murdered.”

In her darkly humorous way, Wednesday finds irony where others find tragedy.

23. “You can’t scare me. I was raised by monsters.”

With her eerie family as her foundation, Wednesday is prepared for anything.

24. “I’m not violent. I just have a vivid imagination.”

Wednesday’s “violent” tendencies are more a product of her creative mind.

25. “I don’t need therapy. I need a cauldron.”

Wednesday’s coping mechanisms are as unique as her personality. She prefers spells over sessions.

26. “I’m only laughing because it hurts.”

Wednesday has a way of turning pain into humor—something only she can pull off.

27. “I’ll never be like other girls.”

Wednesday takes pride in her distinctiveness and doesn’t aspire to fit into anyone else’s mold.

28. “I’ll love you to death. Quite literally.”

This could sound romantic, but Wednesday has a literal approach to love—meaning she’ll love you, even beyond the grave.

29. “I’d pity you, but I don’t have the energy.”

Sympathy isn’t in her nature; she saves her energy for more important things.

30. “I’m only happy when it rains.”

Rain suits her dark soul, making her feel more at home than sunshine ever could.