Funny Movie Quotes That’ll Make You Laugh Every Time

Looking for a quick laugh? These iconic funny movie quotes have stood the test of time for their perfectly delivered punchlines, unexpected hilarity, or pure absurdity.

1. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”

– Airplane! (1980)

2. “It’s just a flesh wound!”

– Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

3. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

– The Office (OK, not a movie, but it had to be here!)

4. “That rug really tied the room together.”

– The Big Lebowski (1998)

5. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!”

– Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

6. “It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!”

– Despicable Me (2010)

7. “Did we just become best friends?”

“Yup!”
– Step Brothers (2008)

8. “Why is the rum always gone?”

– Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

9. “I’m kind of a big deal.”

– Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

10. “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”

– Meet the Parents (2000)

11. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

– The Princess Bride (1987)

12. “To infinity… and beyond!”

– Toy Story (1995)

13. “Fat guy in a little coat…”

– Tommy Boy (1995)

14. “There’s no crying in baseball!”

– A League of Their Own (1992)

15. “Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”

– Airplane! (1980)

16. “Wilson!!!”

*– Cast Away (2000)
(Hilarious and heartbreaking, somehow.)

17. “I’m the dude, so that’s what you call me.”

– The Big Lebowski (1998)

18. “She doesn’t even go here!”

– Mean Girls (2004)

19. “You sit on a throne of lies!”

– Elf (2003)

20. “60% of the time, it works every time.”

– Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

21. “It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one!”

– The Hangover (2009)

22. “You serious, Clark?”

– National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)

23. “You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?”

– Home Alone (1990)

24. “What is this? A center for ants?!”

– Zoolander (2001)

25. “Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!”

– Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

26. “I am McLovin.”

– Superbad (2007)

27. “You’re killin’ me, Smalls!”

– The Sandlot (1993)

28. “I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.”

– Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

29. “You talking to me?”

*– Taxi Driver (1976)
(Not a comedy—but it’s been parodied enough to count!)

30. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
(Funny and wise!)